Featuring: where I’ve been for the past fortnight-and-a-bit.
So yes, I’ve been on one of those embarrassingly touristy, family-friendly, holiday village-y, “Butlins away from home” type holidays. And it was pretty good fun.
Maybe it helped that I had a killer crush on a few of the entertainers there, and that the weather was perfect…and the food…
But it’s been so long since I’ve just been able to kick back and relax a bit – even if the lefty in me was furious.
So my holiday in total:
Relaxing as fuck;
I did nearly drown scuba diving though;
And I ended up filing a complaint about the inappropriate sexual attitude many of the employees expressed towards me!
And now I’ve just arrived in Tel Aviv (as per) to see the family. I’ve got a few more little travel stories and poems in the pipeline.
That’s all folks!